Jack Eiselt

Copywriter

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I’m a copywriter at T Brand Studio, the custom content arm of The New York Times.

I make big concepts simpler, inject emotion into the otherwise boring, and before all else — ideate strategically for the business problem at hand.

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Vests For Sale

I wrote this sample copy for a concept website, "vestparty.com," while shadowing at Charlotte, NC ad agency, Tattoo Projects.

Copywriter: Jack Eiselt

VestParty.com

The vest things in life are sleeveless

The Mr. V

You’re damn right he pities the foo’ who parties in sleeves. The Mr. V is made of fine patent leather and is meant to be worn directly on the skin. Gold chains are not included, but strongly encouraged.

The Magic Carpet

Go out in this vest and all your wishes will come true, no magic lamp necessary. The Magic Carpet will take you from street rat to sultan in no time.

The Party McFly

This 80s classic is ready for anything the future holds. So pop that collar, roll up those blazer sleeves, and party like it’s 1985… or 2067.

Ferris Bueller’s Cut-off

Available in this liberating cheetah print, this vest is built for shying away from responsibilities and making the most of life. Ooooooh yeah. chickah-chickah.

The Swamp Romper

We don’t recommend the flannel tights, but this vest wasn’t made for style anyways. Get this one if you’re the down and dirty partier who’s ready to make the magic happen.